EXCLUSIVE! Here is Beyoncé’s previously unseen to-do list from her trip to Hawaii:
1. Kiss Jay Z because it’s all love in a post-“Lemonade” world.
2. Learn some sickening new choreo from Blue Ivy.
3. Slay. All day. We gon’ slay. Okay okay okay OKAY! OKAY, LADIES!
Check. Check. And CHEQUE. Queen Bey spent the weekend on an island getaway with her husband and 4-year-old daughter and it was all extensively documented on her website – mostly via someone taking pictures of Beyoncé taking pictures of her family.
Here is a picture of B taking a picture of Blue and Jay dancing, which is undeniably cute, sure.
But we actually assume this was Blue Ivy original choreography and she was making sure her mom could hit the marks before it debuts on the upcoming European leg of her Formation World Tour. And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4!
When she wasn’t busy snapping pics for the Gram – or whatever Beyoncé does with her pics, since she primarily shares the professional ones – the “All Night” singer was kissing up and rubbing up and feeling up on her man.
Becky, who?
