7 Things You Should Never Do to Impress a Woman

If you don't pay attention, you gonna be stuck with an electric male sex toy for the rest of your life. Here are the 10 things you should never do to impress a woman.

1. SENDING A MILLION TEXTS IN A ROW AND THEN GETTING MAD WHEN SHE DON'T RESPOND

Nothing screams i'm needy like sending a girl a long stream of text. You are effectively telling her that you have nothing else going on with your life. Kind of like a baby who need to suck on his mum tit 24/7. And then when you get angry at her for her lack of response, you're telling her a psychopath.

2. CAT CALLING GIRLS FROM A DISTANCE 

Seriously, what are you hoping to accomplish? do you think these random voices coming out from your out are gonna make her wet? When ever i see a guy cat calling a girl from a distance i think to myself, what the hell are you doing? By cat calling you might think the world sees you as ballsy or smooth. In real life the girl sees you like an idiot.

3. BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE

Unless you wanna attract dirty motel A- prostitutes, Don't do this! When you start bragging about how much money you have, you trying to tell her that you are too silly of a  person for her to like you.

4. LYING ABOUT YOUR DICK SIZE

There is no bigger form of male insecurity than lying about the size of your penis. Women are attracted to self love and self confidence. When you lie about the size of your penis, you are basically saying you hate yourself plus what you gonna do when she actually sees it?

5. CONFESSING YOUR LOVE TO SOMEONE THROUGH FACEBOOK

A lot more guys do this than you think. So if you're sending her message through Facebook confessing your love to her, there's probably a fourth guy who has done that.

6. BUYING HER AFFECTION

If you're a guy who just showers the girl he likes with gifts, it means that your life is so pathetic that you can not impress her with your personality. So instead you have to resort to giving her shinning objects. Women see right through that and they know, you're begging them to like you.

7. PRETENDING TO LIKE THINGS JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES THEM

This is one of the worst thing you can do. It's a combination of lying, supplication and lack of self confidence. If you're pretending to be super into something just because she is, You're not a man, you're a loser who is trying desperately to be accepted. The fact that you like different things and have your own opinions makes you interesting. Lying about it makes you look like an idiot.

Now i wanna hear from you what's the lamest thing you've done to win the affection of a girl? Comment right below.